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Jesus Christ. what’s with all the porn on my dash?!

healthylifefit: Hey I just met you (and you're moving in 5 weeks, stop counting down you bitch! :P), and this is crazy, but here's my tumblr, follow me maybe? <3 <3 <3

hahahahahahahaaaa, clever tamika! of course i will :))

Teacher: C'mon guys! You did this in 3rd grade!
Student: I don't even remember what I had for dinner last night you fucking whore